Sunday, February 01, 2009

Only in Detroit

Judge Gives 7-Year-Old Right To Decide 


Only in Detroit
Detroit MI (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Wayne County courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.   The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.  When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the  boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Detroit Lions, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
Grinning Celt

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Are you trying to get a job as a reporter, Rodger? You didn't even try to spell my name right. =0D
GrinfilledCelt

LGD said...

That caught me off-guard. Off tackle too.

And thanks for all the great rollovers! I'm glad to see them back in the show

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I'm laffing at me. Hey, I could have spelled it Girning Geld. have

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