Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Pants on fire

Barack Obama "Public Will Have 5 Days To
Look At Every Bill That Lands On My Desk" 

Obama Speak


 In unison, everyone  yell, "You lying sack of sh*t!  What about the stimulus bill ?

Just kidding. This is the sort of rhetoric Obama  trolls feast on.  Having previously endured eight years of "Clinton Speak, Palin people know that all democrats are  pathological liars, and automatically deconstruct every utterance.   Bills landing on Obama's desk for signature are done deals, so BFD.  It also doesn't matter that not a single democrat read a word of the stimulus bill before rubber stamping it, does it?  It's still law.

There's not a doubt in my mind - yours too -  that the Founding Fathers, looking down from Mount Olympus, are screaming, "Why haven't you overthrown these monsters?"   The answer is, we're old, afraid, and stand at the edge of the pit waiting for our stimulus money.  We're pussies.
Mike

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

by "every" he meant none.

...every bill he wants the public to see.

cmblake6 said...

DAMN!!!!!!!!1 That was GOOD!

Anonymous said...

Gung Ho! Iron Mike.

Anonymous said...

wow. five whole days. to read towering piles of tedious, dense obfuscated crap. crap that those who vote on it don't even read. crap that those who vote on it don't even bother to listen to me about.

Five [5] daze. Great. Cuz after all, I get driven around in SUV War Wagons, fly to resorts on ginormous luxury planes, have nothing else to do but pay attention to too many laws..

Wait... That's not me -- that's ∏eh W∅n. *I* have a business to run, another to build, a family, a house, dogs, cookin', cleanin', and my local and state gubbmint to fight.

Good thing that came with an expiration date...

e~C

Anonymous said...

Depends on what the meaning of "lands" is.
—DougM

Anonymous said...

Wow! This sounds great! I want this guy to be my president! I wonder when he can start? After the current president gets all of his pork barrel legislation passed and all the lobbyists and tax cheats seated in his cabinet, I hope it's not too late by then...

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