Tuesday, March 24, 2009

And The One=ZERO

How Obama Happened
and The One=ZERO
“ a=b
a²=ab
a²-b²=ab-b²
(a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b)
(a+b)=b
a+a=a
2a=a
2=1 		”
3/24/2009 12:10:00 PM 12 Comments

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Anonymous said...

It's been pretty obvious from current events that all of the Uhbama administration failed math. This proves it. A Zero indeed.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

3/24/09, 12:50 PM
Desert Cat said...

Ok, that bothers me. It cannot be, yet I can't find the error in the algebra.

Where is it?

3/24/09, 12:54 PM
Anonymous said...

(a+b)=b.....a+b=b.....a=b-b....a=0.........No?

3/24/09, 1:07 PM
closed said...

Substitute the numeral 1 for each "a" and "b", and write the lines out one at a time.

It then gets obvious.

3/24/09, 1:07 PM
OregonGuy said...

(a + b) over (a-b).

3/24/09, 1:07 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Obamanomics - Oui?

3/24/09, 1:38 PM
SoylentGreen said...

Good job, Rodger. I believe Zeno's paradox could also be applied equally aptly here. All things eventually break down - but Obama and his henchmen have definitely played with the logic.

3/24/09, 1:52 PM
Anonymous said...

I guess that if you're solving for 'a' then you can't substitute til you HAVE that solution..........Course, there's NO substitution for actual Presidential ability.

3/24/09, 2:00 PM
Mark said...

Took me a while to figure out what you did that wasn't valid. Hint: can't divide both sides by zero.

3/24/09, 2:14 PM
Anonymous said...

a-b=0
In the middle step, you divide both sides of the equation by the term (a-b).
You can't divide by zero.
Not even Obama can.
—DougM

3/24/09, 3:09 PM
Desert Cat said...

Thanks.

I can sleep now.

3/24/09, 11:28 PM
Nelson said...

Actually, the line (a+b)(a-b)=b(a-b) indicates multiplying both sides by zero, which leaves us with (a+b)*0=b*0 => 0=0. The last 4 lines serve only to make the funny.

Turing word: backedo

3/25/09, 10:22 PM

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