Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Erstwhile Liberties

Four Gays Walk Into a Bar ...
and they find a problem.  There's only one stool left.
One guy says "Lets flip for it"
But another says "No, Lets flip it over"
But another says "No, I'm smugglin' jokes up me rectum."
I used to think that Britain's erstwhile colony lagged behind the mother country by about 15 years in the race to socialistic tyranny.  That's been adjusted downward on an ever accelerated pace, and today I've adjusted my SOC-DEFCON  (Socialism Defense Condition) to LEVEL 0. Hell, we might actually be an exporter in some areas. Any bets on how long before one of our commie nincompoops proposes the same legislation? Listen to the Brit government's explanation of why free speech can't apply in this instance.
 ...   ministers said if the “free speech” amendment was accepted it could provide a loophole for people wishing to incite hatred.
And, no, this is sadly not an April Fools joke. 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Barney Frank!

Anonymous said...

This is why there is no comedy section in a gay book store.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

The funny thing is, gays tend to have a terrific sense of humor ... at least the ones in my orbit do.

JMcD said...

Yeah, gays probably laugh at Irish/Jewish/Hillbilly jokes....I mean hell, doesn't everybody?

Anonymous said...

I am not a bigot.
I laugh at all ethnic jokes.
—DougM

JMcD said...

Dtay outta England Doug..gB­­­­­оڗ

BlogDog said...

Did you hear about the bouncer at the gay club?
He gave all the patrons the bum's rush.

Waiter to drinker seated at the gay bar: "May I push in your stool?"

etc. etc. etc.

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