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Tuesday, April 07, 2009

GM

Fascists tell producers what to make;
Communists sieze production.

Which one governs us?

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April 7, 2009

Coming Soon From Government Motors

This is not a joke, but an actual product scheduled to be produced by the bloated farce that was once General Motors but has now been nationalized by the Obama regime:

It's called a PUMA, which stands for Personal Urban Mobility and Accessibility. Top speed is 35 mph. No word on how much they'll cost, but don't worry, they'll be subsidized by the government, just like the UAW slackers who will make them during the brief gaps between their coffee breaks.

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Moonbattery continued ... (picture added)

Rodger the Real King of France 4/07/2009 02:09:00 PM 16 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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16 comments:

Anonymous said...: WhoHoo, love bugs, can't wait to make one of these into a Baja...well that won't work. Ok I'll make it into a sand rail, hmmm not likely. Grocery getter...= starvation. Golf cart...= too bourgeois. Whats left, Presidential Sedan and flagship for Gubment Motors?; 4/7/09, 2:18 PM
Anonymous said...: They should have called it the "Grease Spot", but it could be useful if it rains inside the mall.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 4/7/09, 2:39 PM
Anonymous said...: They should have called it the death trap. What no helmuts? Blue ones mayber.

Juice; 4/7/09, 2:44 PM
Anonymous said...: helmets; 4/7/09, 2:45 PM
Spunky Texan said...: I have to say that I had a 1972 Super Beetle and LOVED it. To this day I regret selling it.

That being said, what sense does that PUMA thing make? It can only carry one person, so the fact that it will cost 1/4 - 1/3 of a "real" car is quickly outstripped by it's utter uselessness. Not even any room for your bag 'o nuts from the "organic nut hut"... Plus, 25 MPH with a 35 mile range?

Verification word: BOONKS; 4/7/09, 2:47 PM
Chuck Martel said...: Just think of the product liability lawsuits for negligently failing to design a crashworthy vehicle! We plaintiff lawyers rejoice in our good fortune . . . .; 4/7/09, 2:57 PM
Anonymous said...: VoltsWagon?
—DougM; 4/7/09, 3:37 PM
Anonymous said...: I'm reminded of Mr. Garrison's invention, the "It". A take-off of the segway that's a bit more uncomfortable to use, but everyone has to have one. I can't find a clip of the demonstration, just a link to Matt and Trey's commentary on the episode (language warning):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WweVv41qQpc; 4/7/09, 5:10 PM
BlogDog said...: Juice,
Given Dr. Rodger's image, I think "helmuts" is OK.; 4/7/09, 5:34 PM
Anonymous said...: Ya mean, like a motorcycle or scooter? How original!

Emerson; 4/7/09, 6:22 PM
AnnoyedOne said...: The 2012 Pelosi GTxi SS/RT Sport Edition; 4/7/09, 6:25 PM
BobG said...: I want to see one of those dumbasses try to drive one of those toy cars around here in winter when it's -10 degrees and there's foot of snow on the ground.; 4/7/09, 6:45 PM
Anonymous said...: I heard somewhere on TV that Segway and GM were teaming up... I give you the result. If that thing don't have the guts of a Segway, I'll eat my hat.; 4/7/09, 7:58 PM
Anonymous said...: Throw out the batteries and electric motors to make room for a couple of chain saw engines under the seat and have some real fun.

Boneshaker; 4/7/09, 8:30 PM
Anonymous said...: Ha! Remember the HUUUGE buildup and resounding pffft of the Segway?

I predict a replay.

for the cost of the electronics and gyroscopes,they could build a smart car or even an electric Cobalt that would be better accepted by the public.

That toy wouldn't even work on the sidewalks and I can't imagine any sane city allowing it on the streets. I still laugh out loud at the people in their smirt cannolis as I drive by solo in my SUV.

--mech; 4/7/09, 11:11 PM
Anonymous said...: It would look really cute on the front bumper of my F-250. Well, the bumper might clear it, but it would sure dress up that front pumpkin.

veriword eporme, not yet, got a ways to go first.; 4/8/09, 7:30 AM

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

GM

April 7, 2009

Coming Soon From Government Motors

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