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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Rednecks - Side B ...
11 comments:
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molonlabe28 said...
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The terms "redneck" and "hillbilly" aren't pejorative terms where I live.
We start city council meetings with a prayer (to Jesus) and the Pledge of Allegiance, we behave respectfully in the presence of ladies, and men are men (not beta males, metrosexuals, etc.).
While we are on the topic, am I the only one who would like to see Todd Palin settle matters appropriately with David Letterman?
All the make-up in the CBS green room couldn't make Dave look presentable if I got my wish. -
6/16/09, 5:32 PM
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CDR J said...
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Well, even though I was born and raised in northern Pennsylvania, I got all but one of them "right".
The only one I got "wrong" was that I have burned a flag. However, it was not in protest. The flag had gotten worn out, and I burned it, as the Flag Code requires, rather than throwing it in the trash. -
6/16/09, 5:38 PM
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Rodger the Real King of France said...
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That don't count as a burning CDR. That there's a sacrament.
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6/16/09, 6:36 PM
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Ralph Gizzip said...
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My neck is so red it makes Rudolph jealous.
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6/16/09, 6:45 PM
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Topeka Troll said...
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Molonlabe, I'd hate to see Todd stoop to Letterthugs level. Better he just kick the crap to the curb, then over into the storm sewer.
All rednecks should start boycotting the corporations who advertise on late night. Send them a message and they will send one to Dave.
Yes he needs a good old redneck asswhoopin' to alevate his opticalrectalitis. unfortunately he is too darn dumb to get it. he understands money. that is all libtards understand.
Roger, all I can say is darn it. I got that list in the mail last week and was planning to post it on my blog. -
6/16/09, 8:06 PM
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gadfly said...
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Here is a disturbing thought: John Murtha was born in New Martinsville, WV . . . which would make him a hillbilly and a redneck.
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6/16/09, 9:33 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Holy crap! I'm a redneck?
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6/16/09, 10:06 PM
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Anonymous said...
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You might be a redneck if: You don't call a lawyer and demand someone lose their job if they make a redneck joke.
As for David Letterman, Lileks nailed it:
"What’s amusing is how unamusing he is in the clip. How sour he seems. Compare him to his predecessors: Carson was all midwestern charm, with unreadable yet mannerly reserve; Steve Allen was almost as smart as he was certain you thought he must be, but he was cheerful; Parr was a nattering nutball covered with a rich creamy nougat of ego, but he was engaging. Letterman is empty; he’s inert; he stands for nothing except disdain for people foolish enough to stand for anything..."
"Yes, reading too much into it. Really, it’s just a rote slam: If your mother is a loathed politician, and your older sister gets pregnant, famous old men can make jokes about you being knocked up by rich baseball players, and there’s nothing you can do. That’s the culture: a flat, dead-eyed, square-headed old man who’ll go back to the writers and ask for more Palin-daughter knocked-up jokes, because that one went over well. Other children he won’t touch, but not because he’s decent. It’s because he’s a coward."
GrinfilledCelt -
6/17/09, 12:10 AM
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Anonymous said...
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If your mother doesn't take the cigarette out of her mouth whilst telling the state trooper to "kiss my ass", you might be a red neck.
Don't laugh. I've seen her do it. -
6/17/09, 7:53 AM
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El Jefe said...
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Bracey, VA, Homeowners Association meeting: Prayer and Pledge
Chesapeake Beach, MD, Mayor/Councilman debate: nothing
I really like my neighborhood in CB but LOVE southern VA. -
6/17/09, 9:50 AM
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Gayle Miller said...
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Todd vs. Weinie Boy? That would be a VERY high rated show if televised. Sell ads and contribute the revenues to the Sarah for President campaign. Fuck the rules - the Big Zero doesn't respect the rules, why should we?
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6/17/09, 10:52 AM
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