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I'm up half the night and then oversleep, only to awaken and find that Reagan had, inexplicably, decided to sleep on, and thus leak urine all over, a living room chair she had never ever been on before... which caused .... MoSup to (quite justifiably) flip out, causing the noose around Reagan's neck to be drawn tighter, I mean to as tight as it will get, and then the trash compactor which is just 7 months old won't turn off ... and then I have e-mail that sends me into an almost terminal *ghack!* choke and then these first two news items I read sent me for my 4 pound maul, which I then used to smash everything in the house -tvs, windows, computers ... or would have if I didn't have so much farging discipline and  self control. “ Now get a load of the “solution” to this problem! Professor John Schellnhuber, one of the world’s leading global warming experts, described the US as “climate illiterate” He said Americans have a lower understanding of the problems of climate change than people in Brazil or China.. ” I'm going now for my breakfast cocktail ...