Next Ted

Who Will Replace Kennedy

“ Malachy O'Halloran: Dorchester, MA retired ironworker, bar regular, and professional Irish American You: Could probably predict how Ted Kennedy would vote by now Tommy Musgrove: This high-school civics student is said to be considering a senate run as his senior project Vampire Ted Kennedy: A desire to see health reform through an unquenchable thirst for blood could propel this political legend back onto the national stage Marvin D. Johnson: Younger brother of Lyndon B. Johnson claims that he should assume Kennedy's position on grounds of historical continuity Brian Dennehy: Will need a gig after quickie Ted Kennedy biopic wraps Wally the Green Monster: Red Sox mascot may be the only candidate whose broad-based regional appeal, physical stature, and comically oversized head could live up to the late senator's Probably some asshole ”