Tuesday, December 29, 2009

E I E I O

re Deere Hunting

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

Plan to turn farms into forest worries Obama official
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack has ordered his staff to revise a computerized forecasting model that showed that climate legislation supported by President Obama would make planting trees more lucrative than producing food.
 
It's been 30 years since farmers, driving their tractors 100 miles a day, descended on Washington to protest idiotic policies like paying them not to grow anything.  Maybe today's farmers will be the vanguard I fantasize about.  You know what I'm talking about, because you have the same dream.  Yeah, tractors shielded by unobtainium, with M-2s and flame throwers!

At this stage, anyone still planning AGW legislation is dangerously disengaged from reality, or else-wise a danger to the Republic's sovereignty and freedom. They should be forced to register as freedom molesters, and proscribed from coming within 1000 yards of any legislative committee, under pain of life imprisonment or a lynching.
What? Are we waiting for a Pastor Niemoller to warn us after the fact?  There are no Émile Zolas in a Democrat Media complex, so forget that.  We have to do it ourselves.  However.
Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

4 comments:

Grumpyunk said...

Yes, lets take 59 million acres of farmland out of production to aid in saving the planet from the nonexistent climate crisis.
The carbon credit swaps have already generated fraud in the millions. There was an article on this just last week.
Burning your corn and beans as fuel for your car & not calories for your body is stupid enough. This idea is even better. Have they not noticed that there were food riots in many places over the last 2 years? If they really wanted to they could mandate that more trees be planted in suburban areas and achieve the same result w/o fracking up the food supply.
But it's not really about the climate. Like everything else these assholes do, it's about control.

Anonymous said...

They taste like wild hickory nuts. Stay away from the Oleander, and I'll have a second helping of Oak leaves.

MMMM!

JMcD said...

A very effective weapon til the SS invented the infamous "Spike Streifen" tire puncturing device.

Chuck Martel said...

Only cashews taste better than wild hickory nuts. If they only weren't so hard to get out of the shell . . . .

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