Wednesday, December 02, 2009

GIGO

The Great and Powerful Climate Oz
Global warming fearmongers say restaurants must stop serving ice water.


Curmudgeonly & Skeptical

Never mind, too, that the University of East Anglia has admitted to discarding much of the raw temperature data on which its heavily massaged "proofs" of global warming are based. Mr. Pachauri has good reason to want to gloss over inconvenient facts. The man who joined Al Gore in sharing the 2007 Nobel Peace Prize is too busy calling for an end to the Western lifestyle. "Today we have reached the point where consumption and people's desire to consume has grown out of proportion," he tells The Observer, a British newspaper.

  • In the near future, he explains, car use will have to be "curbed,"
  • hotels and restaurants will stop serving ice water,
  • guests will have their energy use monitored.
  • Heavy taxes will also have to discourage people from flying and force them to take the train.
Last year, he called for sharp cutbacks in meat consumption because of the greenhouse emissions livestock are responsible for. [full]
 Last night I paused  for a moment on the National Geographic channel, at a point where all the lights were going out in Europe.  For good.  But it is still daylight in the United States says the voice.  The scene is apocalyptic NYC.  No shit, I was expecting Godzilla to make an appearance.  The voice  says "even now, these idling cars throw 17 tons of carbon into an already clogged ..." [Click]

I didn't catch the title of this crap film, but take your pick.  And get ready for yet another cable onslaught of Algore's, now hysterically funny titled fakeudrama, An Inconvenient Truth.  It's what they do.   The problem is, the mush-minded watch this tripe, and it becomes their reality. The solution?  That's right.  We nuke Nat Geo too.  Fair warning.


10 comments:

Mile 66 said...

That "zero emissions" train from NY to London will be very special! And the tofu steak from the menu, Spectacular!

Anonymous said...

The solution? A representative republic.

Casca

Anonymous said...

Heck, if this would stop ObamaTheWonderBoyNancyPelosiAlGoreandHollywood from jet-setting around, I might be in support it...for a while.

oy vey ole'

The Stig said...

And New Scientist is right there to tell us the "Five Eco-crimes We Commit Every Day"

Your crimes:
Coffee
Toilet paper
New clothes
Clean clothes
Food

Where's the duct tape? My head's gonna 'splode.

Anonymous said...

And the point that you should NEVER forget is that giving up cars, airplanes, steaks etc. will not apply to the (self appointed) elites like Owlgore. It is for thee, not for me.
Tim

Anonymous said...

That assclown logged over 443,000 miles in the air in the past 18 months including numerous trips from NY to Delpi to attend cricket practice sessions and then to play in a game. That's almost 18! times around the earth.

Always first class BTW-can't be rubbing elbows with the rubes in coach
MM

Anonymous said...

They want us to be those people in Hell wanting ice water -- oh, they'll have theirs...

[He wants me to take a train to Europe?]

Say, I remember those magykal, fart-free ruminants; the buffalo! Elk... antelope... moose... ahhh... good times...

e~C

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I just noticed that Blogger's spell check changed "apocalyptic" to "apologetical." Damn. No wonder I didn't win the Nobel.

Spunky Texan said...

Rodge, you did not win because you did not stage a peaceful commie take over of a democratic nation.

JMcD said...

Picture:
Al "The Mikado" Gore, enjoying the overture, including,"The Sun Whose Rays Are All Ablaze".....

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