Saturday, December 05, 2009

Smelly Rugs

Something Wonderful This Way Comes
 A story of travail, suffering, and finally joy




Bissell 7350 PROdry Fast-Drying Carpet Cleaner
 With Reagan the Wonder Dog's departure *sniff* came the job of deciding whether our two oriental rugs were salvageable, and how to go about it?  The rug in worst shape was from the den (top roll over), where I rule.  Whatever it was that caused her to lose all bladder control, lo those last 9 months, made her urine smell become progressively worse until *gasp* - I relented and it too went into stinky storage.   MoSup had rolled-up the living room rug months ago, so it was spared the god awful stuff,  and was returned to duty in quick order.

A neighbor happened to relate a rug cleaning nightmare of her own to MoSup.  She had hired a professional cleaner to rid carpet pet smell.  He failed at everything but presenting a bill.  Then, her sister who had worked for a rug retailer said that what they used was Windex with a surface washing.  We figured our rugs would cost somewhere between $400-600 with a professional, so what the hell - let's try it. Then. a serendipitous moment.

WindexMoSup suggested that she sure would like the Bissell cleaner they were demonstrating on Home Shopping.  That's her way of saying, "buy it for me."  Placed the order on the spot.  Ladies and gentlemen, I am here to tell you that this is the greatest money we ever spent!  We usually rent a grocery store cleaner, but they pump out so much water that our orientals actually started to shrink.  This Bissell surface-sprays, then sucks up all the water.  It took a few days of using Woolite Pet Urine remover and Windex, but I'll be damned if the den rug isn't bright as hell, and utterly orderless now.

I do kinda miss the Reagan smell .  MoSup does not.

You're welcome.

9 comments:

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

I can't believe it actually works. I'm incredibly wary of those things, since they seem to last about a week in my family before they stop sucking. Or start sucking, depending on how you look at it.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

That's another thing. I expected something fairly flimsy, but no! The thing is quite substantially built - and btw, it works on upholstery and underpants.

Anonymous said...

Go to the pet store and get a gallon or two of enzyme solution.
Put that in a garden sprayer and hit the offending spots. it works great on carpet since it soaks down into the pad to work and doesn't leave any sticky soap or residues. after a couple of hours if you want, place a towel or a wet vac to pick it up or just let it dry.

--mech

on the rugs you could hve hung them or set on the driveway to spray and rinse with the hose later.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

why? problem fixed.

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

By the way, I don't know about the smell, but I sort of understand what you mean by missing it. When our puppy left...I decided that I guess I wouldn't mind if she were back to dig in the bathroom trash or chew on my stuff. It would just mean she's still here.

Anonymous said...

The den where you rule???LOL
Aline(the artist formerly known as mary)

Anonymous said...

Having similar problems here, will give Windex a try. Thanks for the tip.

AWM

Anonymous said...

It's the ammonia. I had to clean some stinky carpet and used lemon ammonia (regular will work too, I just prefer lemon scent) and a good shampooer. - 1911Man

Fred Z said...

"why? problem fixed."

That sir, is a Fwench remark. The stinky stuff is still in there, masked by some perfumy stuff. Hence we Krauts call perfume "Fwench Soap".

Put the verdammt rug on your driveway (sloped if possible) and soap it man, scrub it hard with a strong bristle brush, with dish detergent, then rinse it with a garden hose three times.

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