War Bacon

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War Bacon in a can

War need not be Hell!!  Going to the mattresses during this latest Obamunist purge need not result in complete deprivation of life's simple pleasures. “ For the first time in almost 20 years, canned bacon is back in this Country. Not available in any store! More than 2 years went into the development of this bacon, and we’re proud to be able to bring this back to you after improving on a what was a very successful brand of canned bacon made years ago by Celebrity Foods. ” If you, like me, blanched at the sticker price of $125 for a case, relax.  Each can contains approx. 3lbs of rendered bacon.  That means the per pound price is only $4.  Compare that to what you're paying now.  And it could save your life!  Consider: “ Your family is hiding in the attic when the Obamunist cars squeal to a stop outside.  The children are terrified, the dogs about to bark, when even a single sound will give you away.  Pop a can of Yoders, and everyone will be too busy stuffing their yaps with yumminess. [Excerpted from my soon to be released novel, USA-UAS-USA] ” It's why we win!