Comedy

Recess

Mitch Fatel

Here's another guy I discovered during my nighttime XM listening.  Remember, when I listen at night, I'm in bed, and listen to block out the voices.  I'm actually trying to sleep, so when someone comes along who makes me actually snort, I try to remember the name, but you know how that works.  You're sleeping, and have a great idea and want to remember it, so you repeat some key words that will prompt your memory in the morning, but in the morning you've forgotten there was anything to remember?  Took me a long time to remember Fatel's name.  He doesn't look anything like I imagined, which was someone like Jonathon Katz .   His comedy is a blend of the late, great Mitch Hedberg, Jim Gaffigan, and stuff I think about.  This clip is representative of his style, and SFW; not all of his stuff is.  Here's a few more clips.  Remember, this is free. “ Sloppy Drunk A black friend Internet Porn Oral Sex Magic Spot Matching Bra and Panties Fired From Denny's ”

Restoration

Interview with the Real King of France

Bonus Issue

Curmudgeonly & Skeptical was granted an interview this morning, with the Real King of France. “ C&S What's your opinion about today's story, that six in ten active-duty service members say they are uncertain or pessimistic about a President Obama? ” RKOF I'm stunned that 40%  of our military have any ambivalence whatever about being commanded by, for all practical purposes, Joseph Stalin. I'd say that the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy should be extended to include political incitement, or suasion. C&S Meaning ...? RKOF Meaning, that members of the military who admit to being, or supporting, a democrat, be dismissed from the military. C&S We learn today that Democrats in congress want to increase the gasoline tax by 50%, in order to pay for infrastructure repairs Obama promised as part of his "WPA" strategy to keep America working during the coming Frank-Dodd Depression. How do you feel about that? RKOF It goes back to your first question, about the military.  We have to look at The United States as an evolving institution.  Both the Roman and British empires went through periods where it became necessary to counter what I call "creeping corksuckerism."  Civil wars and beheadings allowed both empires to remain ascendant for several additional centuries. C&S Huh? RKOF "United States I" is over.  It actually died in 1996, when Bill Clinton was reelected, although history books will likely peg the date at 2008.  We need a cleansing, a rebirth.  To that end, it's best to give democrats free rein, not that they wouldn't seize it anyway. C&S Huh? RKOF My forces have the ability to capture, try, and sentence elected democrats, but it would be seen as a criminal venture, and we'd all be audited by the IRS.  No, in order to achieve a popular uprising, we need about two years of unchecked democrat rule to  so enrage the populace, that they will rise spontaneously and  take down this filthy government.  It's at this juncture that the importance of a patriotic military manifests itself.  C&S Are you talking"military coup?" RKOF Of course not.  The coup has already occurred.  I'm talking Restoration.  Angry American mobs are quite capable of hunting down elected democrats, ACLU members, leftist media, and Clinton-Carter judges, and throwing them down a volcano.  But, of course, Obama will attempt the old Martial Law gambit.  It's at this point that Abram tanks, and F-22's reliably end that nonsense with a few well placed shots into a few selected offices.  C&S That would leave us with an all Republican Party government.  Is that your plan? RKOF Hardly.  Most Republicans are as bad as democrats.  At any rate, the new government would go through a transition period, where I, the Real King of France, would probably be asked to lead a caretaker government.  C&S To what end? RKOF Well, we would convene a constitutional convention, comprised of Barn Army officers, and other great Americans, and plug a few holes in the Constitution. C&S Like? RKOF Like, lawyers can serve just one term, lifetime.  Like, all laws are subject to sunsetting every seven years ... that would end any future attempts at social engineering, like Social Security and Medicare.  The only federal court will be the Supreme Court, which members will ride circuit.  That ought to curtail their leisure time mischief making, eh wot?   The court will be proscribed from ruling on the constitutionality of any legislation. Government will be - once again - proscribed from taxing wages or capital gains. Stuff like that. C&S What can the average citizen do to make this happen?  RKOF Understand what's befallen them, and react with a purple rage.  And send me PayPal, so I can pay my property taxes and buy bullets. Send $9.995 for a transcript of this interview to the RKOF.

Lullabyes

Rolling Bones Magazine

Queen

Most of you know that I'm on the cutting edge of the music scene, so this will surprise you.  New Year's morning I was sleeping, with one foot on the floor, and, as is my wont, had my XM headphones on.  At some point I woke to avoid teh spiders, and heard this melody -- for the first time ever (does that make me a bad person?). With a great deal of difficulty I opened my eyes and pushed my face to within 4 inches of the tiny XM radio display, so as to identify it.  Killer Queen.  As far as I knew, the band Queen had cut just record, We Will Rock You, in their career.  And that knowledge only because Cole Field House watchers of Maryland hoops, would chant it in closing minutes of victories over the likes of UNC Chapel Hill, and Duke.    I just now remembered it, so here it is.  It's still not my favorite song of all time, not even close.   This is.