Bawls

A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mum', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.

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certs

Illegal Alien Breaks Into White House

Strangles Constitution

“ Nearly a week before his inauguration, President-elect Barack Obama likely has one less burden on his shoulders, as the United States Supreme Court denied certiorari today in the first lawsuit which called into question his constitutional eligibility to serve as president of the United States. A motion filed by a third party seeking permission to file a amicus curiae--"friend of the court"--brief was granted, but with certiorari denied in Berg's case, it is unclear whether granting the amicus curiae motion is anything more than a formality, and whether the conference scheduled for Friday, January 16 in order to weigh an underlying injunction filed by Berg is necessary at this point. -- Jeff Schreiber continued. ”

Kill a Commie for Christ

Obama climate czar has socialist ties

Group sees 'global governance' as solution

“ Until last week, Carol M. Browner, President-elect Barack Obama's pick as global warming czar, was listed as one of 14 leaders of a socialist group's Commission for a Sustainable World Society, which calls for "global governance" and says rich countries must shrink their economies to address climate change. By Thursday, Mrs. Browner's name and biography had been removed from Socialist International's Web page, though a photo of her speaking June 30 to the group's congress in Greece was still available. [WaTimes] ” It doesn't matter that the scientific community has discredited man-caused global warming, and now points to a global cooling trend.  It's the tool our commie gummint needs to trump the private property doctrine, and our freedom with it.  To put things in historical perspective, we're entering 1933 Germany.  Enabling laws are being introduced that will lead to our total subjugation.  Killing them one by one, in a series of unorchestrated individual actions is the only solution I can think of, and that of course is against the law.  Sheesh.  I guess we're screwed.

There are so easy

Twenty Second Solutions

Super Fantastic Gizmondo

I remember ...

The Time I Was Able to See Pam Dobbertin's Underpants

Thanks Ovaltine!