Somalia

Here's an idea

Somilian Pirate I can't remember the name of this movie, I want to say it was a Michael Crichton book.  It opens in some African village, with  missionaries tending the sick.  A startling discovery is made.  It seems something like West Nile Viris, or Black Plague is  killing the people like flies. There's a monkey involved .  Next scene.  CDC helicopters, maybe WHO too, descend on the village to take care of the afflicted.  Not  They seal the village off, after rounding up any who've wandered away, and napalm the village and its inhabitants to hell.  The ultimate quarantine. We learn that this desperate act was necessary, in order to save the millions, if not billions, who would die had this virus  spread.  That got me to thinking.  How come nobody has done this to Somalia.  A worthless, disease ridden, al-Qaedan infested den of criminals and pirates  that has no purpose remotely worthy. A threat to the world, on a level with Seattle. I mean, WTF? Am I wrong?

Street Justice

To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown

A message from Alex

Posted to Craig's List Personals:  Merrily checked Snopes, so this may be for real. Let's hope. “        To the Guy Who Mugged Me Downtown (Downtown, Savannah)         2009-01-06, 3:43AM EST         I was the white guy with the black Burrberry jacket that you demanded I hand over shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message. I'd like to apologize.         I didn't expect you to crap your pants when I drew my pistol af ter you took my jacket. Truth is, I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening, and it wasn't that cold outside. You see, my girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber 1911 .45 ACP pistol for Christmas, and we had just picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. Beautiful pistol, eh? It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it?         I know it probably wasn't a great deal of fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you also ended up leaving your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I couldn't have you calling up any of your buddies to come help you try to mug us again. I took the liberty of calling your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explaining to her your situation. I also bought myself some gas on your card. I gave your shoes to one of the homeless guys over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with all of the cash in your wallet, then I threw the wallet itself in a dumpster.        I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell. They'll be on your bill in case you'd like to know which ones. Alltel recently shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I hope they haven't permanently cut off your service. I was about to make some threatening phone calls to the DA's office with it. Oh well.         So, about your pants. I know that I was a little rough on you when you did this whole attempted mugging thing, so I'd like to make it up to you. I'm sure you've already washed your pants, so I'd like to help you out. I'd like to reimburse you for the detergent you used on the pants. What brand did you use, and was it liquid or powder? I'd also like to apologize for not killing you and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I'm hoping that you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. If you read this message, email me and we'll do lunch and laundry. Peace!         - Alex ”

Terps about to be devoured

Ruh Roh

Violations

Damn you Pop Culture ... for making me see smut here.

Obama Immunity

Obama, you sneaky bastard!

cmblake6  made a good observation below.  Obama may never be charged with treason, because he isn't a United States citizen.  WASS!

American Republic II

A Gummint We Can Trust RIGHT

These Drudge Headlines Speak Volumes

AHMADINEJAD SAYS USA MUST APOLOGIZE TO IRAN OVER PAST ACTIONS... * DEAR AHMADINEJAD: OBAMA DRAFTS LETTER TO IRAN Wen and Putin Slam U.S. System... SOROS GLOBAL RESCUE PLAN'... 'American consumer can no longer act as motor of global economy'... 'Obama must implement radical and comprehensive set of policies'... A Muslim megalomaniac demands an apology from the United States, and the new American president responds.  Oh, Shores of Tripoli.   Two of the world's most prominent communists slam the United States,  and another, George Soros,  says yes, but I have a plan to bring them to heel.  Nobody knows where Soros is hiding.  I'd say we're about 9 months away from a national understanding of what was done to us.  Unfortunately, by then there will be a new paradigm holding sway.  A population struggling to find its next meal is no real threat to attack the king.  My problem is that I only have two nukes and a rusty B-52 without a CD player.  I'm thinking San Francisco and  DC.   Oye.  Sometimes I wish I wasn't the King of France and Barn Army commander. So many choices.