He's not Albanian ..

Where the Flubber Hirs the Road

Going, Going ...

Marsha was able to make this great leap in faith.  It was obvious to her, obviously, that oil sheiks, like those who drive a silver Mercedes,  would pounce on the opportunity to  marry her, and wallow in her certifiably ample flesh forever, and ever.  Lookers need not apply. Better hurry to the Dubai Craig's List, because she won't be on the market much longer.  I know I'm filled with lust.  Tim Walker too. PS - I wonder if it would be okay to contact her about a commercial venture?

That's Nice Dear, Mommy's Reading

It was prolly political harassment anyway

DAS BOOT

I don't think anyone here would do this, but if someone else finds themselves Denver Booted, they may want to bitchslap gummint  for messing everything up, and just take it off.  Here's one way, according to a guy who did it. “ Removing the boot without tools or damage is actually a very simple matter. Simply let out about half of the air from the "booted" tired. Once you let the air out the prong that holds the boot in place can be slid past the tire, exposing the hubcap. I had initially intended to change the tire but I found that after sliding the clamp off the front of the tire the rest of the boot was only hooked into the wheel from the rear. I got behind the wheel of the car, started it and drove it a few inches forward and the torque of the wheel immediately popped the boot completely off. How to Remove a Parking Boot  ”

When Something Wicked This Way Comes

Camp Hastings

The showers are open

I've done some searching on impeached federal judge, now Rep. Alcee Hasting's (D FL) National Emergency Centers Establishment Act ( HR  645) , and here's what I found.  Hastings has no cosponsors yet for this law which would, among other things, mandate the building of at least one camp in each FEMA district, to be used as "FEMA feels necessary."  So far, it only serves as validation for  fears that our gummint sees a need for detainment camps.  Since Obama happens to be president now, the Grathwohl video fits in.  Despite his protestations to the contrary, there is no person Obama had more association with during his Chicago years than William Ayers.  FEMA is a bad president's nuggie stick.   Bad people need to be watched rigorously, and there are very bad people.  RBO has some level headed treatment of 645. “ WHAT FEMA CAN DO NOW Larry Grathwohl was recruited into the Weather Underground by Bill Ayers ... ”

Yes, it's safe for work

I dunno.  Just doesn't seem proper.

Way TMI

Loving Peter

Real Stories About Peter

For the past 7-8 years MoSup has regaled me with Peter and Jane stories, as related by coworker and mother "Mrs. X."  Peter is now 10,  and sister Jane is 11.  I could write a book on them. From this morning. “ The family was busy getting ready for the Superbowl party when Peter announced that he had "hairs on his pee-pee."  That stopped all conversation, so Peter continued, "If you think that's something, you should see what comes out of it in the morning."  Sister Jane replied,  "That's way TMI Peter." ”

Onama's CHEKA

While We Watch

“ Holder also said that he would look askance at efforts to "criminalize policy differences" but did not conclusively rule out prosecution of Bush administration officials for their involvement in detainee questioning and warrantless surveillance operations. ” As chief political police (Cheka) enforcer, Eric Holder will function as Obama's "Felix Dzerzhinsky" - the backbone of of his new regime.