apologies to wulffmorgenthaler

Obama Sucks

Barry the Wetback off to a poor start

People like Obama

"Vado Fuccant Vestri"

Pope to Harpies

I despise any movement to criminalize words and thought, and so should you.  Euros are in that vanguard, but speech Nazi's are crawling all over the U.S. as well.   I am today addressing the the furor generated by Pope Benedict's rehabilitating - which means ending the excommunication of, which means denying the sacraments of the Church to, four Bishops who "denied the Holocaust."  First of all, anyone who denies something so obviously true, and widely documented is, res ipsa loquitur, an idiot.  The Bishops deserved removal from any position of influence within the church, and were.   Second, the priests involved were excommunicated for questioning a Pope's authority to order them to STFU.  Third.  Anyone who would criminalize unpopular thought is a manifestation of Mr. Hitler's recent experiment. Fourth. It is my fervent hope that His Holiness addresses an encyclical to these harpies,  "Vado Fuccant Vestri."

Kennedy Twits

Death Withdraws Icy Hand From Shoulder Of Caroline Kennedy

This Onion takedown is perfect

“ NEW YORK—Rather than bestowing a final, icy tap to Caroline Kennedy's unsuspecting clavicle, the ethereal entity known as Death suddenly receded into the darkness last Thursday, after Kennedy announced her decision to withdraw her bid to become a U.S. senator. The sole surviving child of slain president John F. Kennedy said she made the choice to drop out of the running after considering the declining health of her uncle, Massachusetts senator Ted Kennedy, who is suffering from an extremely rare and incurable brain cancer. "I am permanently and unequivocally removing my name from consideration for this post," Kennedy said as the shrill cry of a whip-poor-will sounded in the distance. "Right now, I just want to be with my few remaining family members." Sources said Kennedy plans to use the break from political life to devote more time to her personal interests, including flying lessons, ski-football, and late-night drives through Martha's Vineyard. ”