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When's the last time Jon Stewart bitch slapped a high ranking  democrat?

Younger, "Hip," liberal peabrains turn to Jon Stewart for their daily news - I'm not making that up. This then would be the first time many of them have seen what a tongue-tied douchbag Obama is, without a script. Beautiful. Of course, at the end Stewart's cogent analysis leaves little doubt about who butters his corn hole. Duh. P.D.Walker

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YAWN. Obama lies again

D'oh! Caterpillar CEO Contradicts President on Whether Stimulus Will Allow Him to Re-Hire Laid Off Workers

Obama takes Clintonism to New Heights

“ EAST PEORIA, ILL. -- President Obama today repeated the claim we asked about yesterday at the press briefing that Jim Owens, the CEO of Caterpillar, Inc., "said that if Congress passes our plan, this company will be able to rehire some of the folks who were just laid off." Caterpillar announced 22,000 layoffs last month. But after the president left the event, Owens said the exact opposite. ” What a lying douche.

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Oh Gawd I'm Stimulated" - Nancy Pelosi

“ Talk about a pet project. A tiny mouse with the longtime backing of a political giant may soon reap the benefits of the economic-stimulus package. Lawmakers and administration officials divulged Wednesday that the $789 billion economic stimulus bill being finalized behind closed doors in Congress includes $30 million for wetlands restoration that the Obama administration intends to spend in the San Francisco Bay Area to protect, among other things, the endangered salt marsh harvest mouse. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi represents the city of San Francisco and has previously championed preserving the mouse's habitat in the Bay Area.  Merrily ”