Friday, February 20, 2009

Twinkle Toes and the Hooker

Socks, RIP

Breaking news Socks, former First Cat, dies
Tragedy
Socks, aka Toonces,  former First Cat of President Bill Clinton's administration, was euthanized on Friday morning, Feb. 20, according to the famous cat's longtime caretaker, Betty Currie of Hollywood.

Socks had been suffering from cancer of the jaw.

"I'm miserable, miserable, miserable," Currie said in a Friday afternoon telephone call.

Toonces joins a long list of Clinton friends, enemies, and acquaintances also euthanized, many by airplane and car crashes.  [story]

Dr. Pubic Crab

Huffington - whatta chimp

RE: Holder's Blue Balls
What a Chimp
Nobody with half a brain Huffington Post: could believe the story that on-air news personality compared a public figure to a " monkey with a bright blue scrotum."  Can we agree on that?  Huff PO not only believed it, they repeated without verifying, because it fit the stilted view of FOX NEWS that they themselves have helped perpetuate.  As for me, a minor player in the business,  I can say that Holder is much improved  that way. I always saw him as a dickless asshole.

Magnetic Balls

wow

Scientists invent a machine that control tiny ball bearings in a powerful magnetic field precisely to draw 3D images.

DIKTATS

DIKTAT CENTRAL
Schitzstaffel Division



... taxing how much we drive may replace gasoline tax ...

Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood says he wants to consider taxing motorists based on how many miles they drive rather than how much gasoline they burn — an idea that has angered drivers in some states where it has been proposed.

Gasoline taxes that for nearly half a century have paid for the federal share of highway and bridge construction can no longer be counted on to raise enough money to keep the nation's transportation system moving, LaHood said in an interview with The Associated Press.

"We should look at the vehicular miles program where people are actually clocked on the number of miles that they traveled," the former Illinois Republican lawmaker said. [blah-blah-blah]
Hmmm.  Since fuel pump taxes are a defacto monitor of a vehicle's driven miles, the sneaky bastids are up to something.   Ah, I know!

With more energy efficient cars being built, not to mention "Green" cars that substitute coal produced electric for gasoline, state gas tax revenues are poised to plummet.  Under LaHood's (Latin for "the gangster") plan, generated by Diktat Central of course, even if your car runs on pedal power, you'll pay the "fuel tax."

It'll be interesting to see what privacy busting device the swine introduce to get around odometer "tuning."  Maybe employ Obama's civilian Schitzstaffel to read the meters on a daily basis?  No, wait, your car prolly already has a chip that records how far you've driven, when, and your speed.  Supposedly meant for car diagnostics, that. Whatever, you can be sure that your thoughts on the matter will turn very, very black, indeed.  Stopping you from acting on those impulses is the real job of the Schitzstaffel, of course.

4:40 - FINISHED!

It's 4 AM, and I had a notion

Obama Revolt

Santelli's Chicago Tea Party

CNBC's Rick Santelli and the traders on the floor of the CBOE express outrage over the notion they may have to pay their neighbor's mortgage, particularly if they bought far more house than they could actually afford, with Jason Roney, Sharmac Capital.
You can go down to minus 2% on the mortgage and 40% of them still couldn't pay for it, so why [is Obama] trying to keep them in that house?
Poll - Would you join Santelli's Chicago Tea Party?

It's War on Pompous Progressives

Where Thomas Paine  Speaks Out, From  Mount Olympus
Yeah, he's pretty pissed - A brilliant call for a, non violent,  Second Civil War


Rick Beckham