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Disposable holster?  Marble thrower?  Taco holder?

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Call the Pope!

Rethinking Condoms Here Boss

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Hair Stylist Keeps Armed Robber as Sex Slave

As seen in "10 items or less" checkout line :)

“ In what is either the weirdest Russian crime story of the year so far or a new low in yellow crime journalism, a female hair stylist in the Kaluga region is suspected of holding an armed robber in captivity as a sex slave for two days after he unsuccessfully tried to knock over her beauty salon. The robber, a 32-year-old man identified by Life.ru as "Viktor," burst into the salon at around 5 p.m. waving a pistol and ordered all of the stylists and clients to hit the floor and toss him their money.   At this point, 28-year-old Olga, whom Life.ru describes as a "delicate" girl trained in martial arts, was apparently still standing when she offered to hand over her cash. But when Viktor tried to accept her contribution, Olga surprised him with a quick punch to the chest, knocking the wind out of him before she flipped him to the ground.   Olga proceeded to tie Viktor up with a hair-dryer cord, gagged him and dragged him into a storage room.   Curiously, Life.ru reports, Olga instructed the others to keep working, telling them that the police would soon arrive.   But this feel-good moment for the good guy proved ephemeral. Things soon turned ugly, according to Life.ru.   The police did not come. And after the other stylists and clients went home for the evening, Olga told Viktor to "take off his underwear" and, with apologies to John Cougar Mellencamp, let her do as she pleases, lest she call the cops, Life.ru said.   She tied him to the radiator with handcuffs covered in frilly pink fabric, gave him some Viagra and had her way with him several times over the next 48 hours. When she finally let him go on the evening of March 16, Viktor had been "squeezed like a lemon," Life.ru reported.   First, he went to the hospital to have his injured genitals treated; then he went to police and filed a complaint asking that Olga be brought up on criminal charges for committing "actions of a sexual nature" that left him with injured sexual organs, according to a copy of the complaint posted on Life.ru.   Olga was apparently incensed when she learned of the complaint. She had, after all, even tried to be nice to her purported captive.   "What a jerk," Life.ru quoted her as saying. "Yeah, there were a few times. But I bought him new jeans, gave him food and drink, and gave him 1,000 rubles when he left."   ”

What? Obama a fascist?

CNN Sics Crack Reporter? on Tea Party

This Easter egg is loaded with little bias bomblets

Texas Darlin snagged this beauty “ Join the movement to FIRE SUSAN ROESGEN, the CNN lackey who assaulted and insulted these Tea Party protesters. UPDATE: foundingbloggers stayed on the scene after Roesgen, CNN reporter-in-training, shut down the network cameras. Here’s their illuminating report: ” Susan Roesgen deserves firing, but no more than just about any lefty media voice  Olbermann you'd care to Chris Matthews name. They actually serve a purpose, as in "when your enemy insists on shooting himself in the foot, let him."

Ridem Cowboys

Montana sovereignty bills have national scope

Leftist Dem Governor signs gun protection bill

American Constitution The New Sensation That's Sweeping The Nation

Giddyup “ HELENA- Gov. Brian Schweitzer has signed into law a bill that aims to exempt Montana-made guns from federal regulation. House Bill 246 was sponsored by Republican Rep. Joel Boniek of Livingston. It applies only to guns made and kept in Montana. Its supporters hope it triggers a court case to test the legal basis for federal rules governing gun sales. The measure is one of many introduced this year by state lawmakers across the nation that seek to assert state sovereignty. Along with the gun bill, Montana legislators are also considering a resolution that affirms the federal government only has those powers listed in the U.S. Constitution. ”

Dear Dad ...

Why Parents Drink

“ A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.' With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter. Dear Dad: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it' s not only the passion...Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy.  She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone.  We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren. Love, Your Son John PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than a report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you. Call me when it's safe to come home. ”

Jodi-Lou

The S Word

"This morning Perry sounded a lot like a Ronald Reagan doll during his visit with radio talker Laura Ingraham.  [catching breath] And, this afternoon, energized by his participation in tea party activities, a manic [sic] Perry blurted out [gasp]  the “S” word - secession!"

Whew!  That breathless report is courtesy of a dude, "Greg G," using Lone Star Times  ink. Yup, if you want to tar someone as being deranged, comparing him to a "Ronald Reagan Doll." is the ticket.  If you're a politically tone deaf  canker blossom. I agree that hearing  the "S" word drop off the lips of  the Governor of Texas shocks, and it should.  So did the "I" word when Mark Helprin became the first national voice to call for Clinton's impeachment.  But, the latter needed doing,  and so too, most likely, the former.  Things have gone that far.  Let's do it with civility.  I'm looking to trade houses with some Austin pasty-face yahoo who will be far more comfortable in MD.  Snowblower included free.