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There
are lots of these Commie v American comparisons floating about.
This, from rejuoy, recommends itself , to me at least, for being
fresh, and spot on. And way more circumspect tweak than the
clumsy, "All Liberals are democrats, and all democrats are twig eatin',
tofu fartin', lily livered, Prius driving, America-hating, bleeding
heart liberal, blinkered, Starbucks drinking, elitist,
can't-we-all-just-get-along, granola eating, namby-pamby, Birkenstock
wearing, tree hugging, long haired, pansy-assed, kumbaya-singing, Earth
First, bed-wetting, patchouli wearing, dirty, smelly, dope smoking,
bongo playing, arm pit haired women and feminized, armpit shaved men
crying "Mother Earth is Gaia," tortured "artiste" types, Kennedy DNA
bearing slugs [Vilmar]
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course!)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a liberal slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.
If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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