cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart
covered in flowers loomed behind the casket during the service.
Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside;
the heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart
that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes
stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own
funeral.........I'm a gynecologist."