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Saturday, February 27, 2010

Can the chef make me a number 214?

"So sorry. I was supposed to bow to you."
(provisional winner)
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20 comments:

Anonymous said...: 'scuse me ma'am, I was just wondering if you we're a grunter.
righty gomez; 2/27/10, 11:54 PM
Anonymous said...: "So sorry. I was supposed to bow to you too."; 2/28/10, 12:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I'm feeling drunk, Michele's not around and you're hot. God I wish I could see them boobies.; 2/28/10, 12:10 AM
BorderPundit said...: "Are you my TelePrompTer?"; 2/28/10, 12:11 AM
Anonymous said...: Did you know that my airplane is bigger than his?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 2/28/10, 12:55 AM
JMcD said...: "Uh, could I get a waffle to go with that sweet bean paste?"; 2/28/10, 2:22 AM
Anonymous said...: "If you want to come up after the dinner I am in the Presidential Suite, um.. Tell the Secret Service when you get off the elevator that the password is, um.. The Wookie Has Left the Building."

-Brad; 2/28/10, 3:16 AM
Virgil Rogers said...: You play the Bimbo du jour and I'll be Tiger Woods...; 2/28/10, 3:25 AM
Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...: Could I borrow your birth certificate?; 2/28/10, 3:29 AM
Anonymous said...: Uh your nipples are as hard as garnets - are you glad to see me - I am glad to see me.

bolivar; 2/28/10, 7:02 AM
Opinionated Vogon said...: Uh.. anyone know how to say uh.. LOWER and SLOWER in uh.. Chinese?!; 2/28/10, 8:19 AM
Anonymous said...: I HOPE you'll CHANGE into something more revealing. Or do I have to bow to you too?; 2/28/10, 9:13 AM
Anonymous said...: Boy, if I were Bill Clinton....
Tim; 2/28/10, 9:52 AM
Anonymous said...: "Um..I don't, count my, um, drinks, um, because I am, um, the President, and Wow Factor, um, in a nut... um... 'nother drink!"
Juice; 2/28/10, 10:30 AM
Anonymous said...: Miss, would you explain to me what Confucius meant when he said "crowded elevator always smell different to midget"?

WBB; 2/28/10, 10:45 AM
Anonymous said...: Got any ...um, ketchup? er... I mean...uh... Grey Poupon?; 2/28/10, 10:50 AM
Kevin said...: Do geisha's give change? I'm hopin' so.; 2/28/10, 10:54 AM
An ignorant dickweed. said...: How does one bow while siting?; 2/28/10, 10:57 AM
Anonymous said...: Well, thank you, but I'm not sure what "plick" means. Is that Mandarin?.; 2/28/10, 1:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Aren't you supposed to be under the table?; 2/28/10, 9:39 PM

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Can the chef make me a number 214?

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