Friday, February 26, 2010

Irish Bride

Irish Virginity Test Kit
 
Paddy is planning to marry, he is, and asks his family doctor how he could tell if his bride-to-be is still a virgin.
 
His doctor says, "Aye, Paddy, all Irish use three things for what we call a Do-It-Yourself Virginity Test Kit.  A small can of red paint, a small can of blue paint and a shovel."

Paddy asks, "Aye, and what do I do with these things, doctor?"

The doctor replies, "Before ye climb into bed on your wedding night, you paint one of your balls red and the other ball blue.  If she says, "That's the strangest pair of balls I ever did see...", you hit her with the shovel.'

Tim W

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Oww!! Because I've changed a lot of diapers! Oww!!"

Rodger the Real King of France said...

no no no no no :)

Anonymous said...

And then what?
GrinfilledCelt

Josh Fahrni-Barn Army Dog Catcher said...

And then while she's out (unless she looks like the broad in the picture) you double check that she's REALLY not a virgin ;-)

Anonymous said...

Just because a gal knows what a "balls" is spose to look like, dunnot mean she no' a virgin. Put ye shovel down and enjoy the nite.
Juice

Anonymous said...

Where are her handcuffs?

H

Anonymous said...

..and now for the foreplay, "Brace yerself, Bridget!"

RetRsvMike

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