Monday, February 08, 2010

A minority ain't the majority

The Town Jerk

Boned Jello

While I can't find it online yet, this story was all over the radio this morning.  Some dude in New Orleans has filed suit to stop an upcoming celebration of the Saint's Super Bowl victory, because .... "Saints is a religious word, and that crosses the Church-State boundary blah-blah-blah. "

Even if this turns out to be apocryphal, it smacks of being all too possible, which brings me to my point.  It's way past the time when we ought have stopped small minorities of crackpots, true believers, and litigious dickheads from harassing us. We do not want more laws to stop them, even if that were possible. It will have to be handled by the community on an ad hoc basis.  People like this should have his life made a living hell by neighbors with access.  Some tools at our disposal:
  • If possible, fire them
  • Picket their homes
  • The Snub
  • Refuse service
Here are things that I know you're wanting to do, but I can never condone.
  • Consult a professional
  • De-air their tires
  • Call in the middle of the night.  If a man answers, have a woman ready to complain that his wife is having an affair with her husband, and it had better stop.  If the wife answers, a guy threatens to have her husband capped if he doesn't quit banging his wife.
  • Pie him.
DO NOT pee in his coffee, crap on his car seat, strip and tie him to a tree, leave bruises.

It's why we won, and can again. USA UAS USA!  You're welcome.


Chuck from Tacoma said...

Speaking of jerks, John Murtha just died.

Anonymous said...

Just finished Breitbart's obit on him. I'd have written it differently. I have no compunction to tip-toe around the reputation of the dead.


Rodger the Real King of France said...

All a man leaves behind is his reputation. "Est quod est"

JMcD said...

Heck...What if the guy in the picture gets a nose itch...Dang cruel.

Anonymous said...

Let me remind you boys that there are likely to be cameras everywhere nowadays.

Anonymous said...

got a good chuckle and maybe a chill too, from the professional link. I think I'll try the "evacuator" on a local asshole.
should be good for a laugh or two.
thanks, RKOF always good stuff.


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