Thursday, February 04, 2010

Vegetables

 MY LIVING WILL
 
Boned Jello
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my Bourbon

They are such assholes ..
Jodi

2/04/2010 10:03:00 AM 8 Comments

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8 comments:

cmblake6 said...

That's just wrong in so many ways.

2/4/10, 10:08 AM
pdwalker said...

*ROTFLAMO*

2/4/10, 10:09 AM
MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

*ping*

2/4/10, 10:29 AM
Gayle Miller said...

I may have peed myself from laughing! But then, I'm an old fart!

2/4/10, 11:14 AM
Anonymous said...

Nearly had me there thinking it was true confession time. BUT, that computer desk is WAAYY too clean to be yours! :D
Very Funny! I'm stealing it.
Juice

2/4/10, 11:49 AM
Anonymous said...

Good save on the vodka to bourbon. put your own computer desk there and it's all in!
Juice

2/4/10, 11:55 AM
Anonymous said...

... So, a couple years ago, me & a buddy are out in a remote part of Alaska fishing. It is a great day: sunny the silvers were fighting to get on our hooks. I had been recovering from knee injuries and a broken wrist all spring. But, this day was GREAT!
I mention to my good friend: When I get too old and frail just take me out to a place like this and drop me off.
He didn't miss a beat: "That's why where out here today."
RAK

2/4/10, 12:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Ouch! I resemble that remark. LOL
mary

2/4/10, 1:29 PM

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