Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Machine Gun Bacon

Click-Click- Bacon

Boned Jello

Okay, I'm a bit "over-baconed," but these scream for attention.  Kind  of like cooking your pot pie on the car engine while you make your calls. And the aroma!  Cordite, cigar smoke, and bacon.  Bottle it.

2 comments:

Typhon Gorgo said...

Use it to shoot targets made of old-growth wood, and you'll make progressives' heads explode from sheer fury.

Let's see-- guns, meat, trees-- did I miss anything?

Anonymous said...

If the tree has a spotted owl nest it's perfect.
Tim

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