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Thursday, April 01, 2010
9 comments:
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clem (collie maury) collins said...
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Reason #4 why men have dogs: to blame their farts on.
(#1 is loyal companionship. #2 is a tie between protection and play.) -
4/1/10, 3:14 PM
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an ignorant dickweed said...
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It didn't mention that women are incapable of farting.
There isn't a woman alive that can keep their mouth shut long enough to build up pressure. -
4/1/10, 3:32 PM
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Anonymous said...
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Perhaps this is more appropriate for Post Secrets? Oh well. I mentioned to a friend many years ago that I'd never heard my first wife fart. He said "no wonder she was such a bitch".
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4/1/10, 3:39 PM
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Anonymous said...
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So what is it in expensive Fraunch cuisine that causes my own farts to make my eyes water and want to leave the room?
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4/1/10, 6:29 PM
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pdwalker said...
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Always educational!
Thanks Rodger! -
4/1/10, 7:05 PM
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BobG said...
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Reminds me of this old classic:
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where
the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place.
Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she
needed to communicate.
After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the
right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and
stuffed pillows on her right.
A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the
family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.
Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed
her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.
A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi,
Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"
Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the
grandson. .. . "They won't let me fart." -
4/1/10, 10:08 PM
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Unknown said...
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A burp is but a breath of air
coming from the heart
But when it takes a downward roll
It becomes a fart. -
4/1/10, 11:42 PM
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Anonymous said...
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A burp is just an educated fart......it made it to the top
Nuckingfutz -
4/2/10, 1:38 AM
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Anonymous said...
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I'm seeing a lot of people make the mistake of saying our bodies and everything in them (or coming out of them) are 98.6. That is only the average ORAL temp, under the tongue. Some rectal, ear, and the new forehead thermometers are scale-adjusted to give the estimated quivalent oral temp.
In reality or body temp varies depending on where it's measured. Our core temp is somewhere around 115 or 120. Farts would be pretty close to that.
AWM -
4/2/10, 8:53 AM
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