Monday, May 17, 2010

Bullcrap

Escape From ...

Boned Jello

I am again reminded, by this, of a tale from the Great Depression era (soon to be called "GD One").  A popular magazine, which name escapes me, ran a cash prize contest which were all the rage during those bleak times.  Readers were asked to submit their solution to how a Tom Swiftian character, perhaps Tom himself?, escapes from this dilemma. My concoction is faithful in substance to the original.

"Tom has fallen into arch-enemy Andy Foger's trap, a nearly bottomless pit with sheer walls. He has no rope, no tools, and his only clothing , his underpants, got snagged and were ripped off as he fell.  A cursory examination reveals that the walls contain no  crevices with which to gain purchase, and are studded with  razor blades anyway.  A green noxious, heavier-than-air gas, which Tom recognizes as deadly, seeps from below, and is now at waist level.  Etc. Etc."

The prize was a generous $100, and elicited thousands of responses, some several dozen pages long.  The winning entry, however, contained but six words.

In a Flash, Tom was out!

Now that the Administration is losing support from one of the triumvirate groups comprising the Donk's "Axis of Schlecht" (with Blacks and unions),  they are scrambling to get out of that hole in this election season. On Thursday Rahm Emanuel told a group of rabbis, "We screwed up."  The Obama administration has “screwed up the messaging” about its support for Israel over the past 14 months. 

"Messaging?"  For  14 months?"

In a flash?  Probably. 

4 comments:

DougM said...

Phase III: Profit

Anonymous said...

Perhaps the rocks in my head need replacement, but I doan geddit.
tomw [not swift, evidently]

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I am at times inscrutable. :)

Anonymous said...

Is this kind of like that old comic with the huge equation on a blackboard, with a box labeled: "here is where the magic occurs" and then the rest of the equation...

In other words, oops? The ballerina is mealy-mouthing to the Israelis that 'if I have offended anyone...' crap..??
tomw

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