Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Chinese commie bastids

Big Whoop

One of the things that annoys the hell out of me recently is the "China discovered America first" storyline.  It's all the  rage on the various Hitler channels.  Fits in with the Great We're So Sorry apology  theme Obama ushered in.   Big freaking deal if they did. What effect did their discovery have on the world?  Zip. On history?  Nada. On anything? Bupkes. The Chinamen, if they indeed made the discovery,  squandered the opportunity.  Europeans did not a few decades later. They won; China lost, and wound up giving westerners all their stuff for opium.  Oh, you so velly smot!

I always find myself wanting to demonstrate the concept with a personal example. You know, something I discovered but didn't act on.  But nothing ever comes to mind in those few critical seconds before I lose interest.   Now, thanks to Tim W, I have just the thing for the next time it happens.  This was my brainstorm three years ago, and now someone stole it. Yes, I think the bastid should acknowledge my ground breaking thought bubble, that eventually fell on his head, but he won't.  My own damned fault too. And I'm being a mentsh for admitting it.  

18 comments:

K-nine said...

It's useless. My penis would duck right back inside my pants at the sight of it. So, no big loss to you.

El Jefe said...

Roge,

I read the book and the reason they 'squandered' it was due to an 'upheaval' in their political system after their admirals had returned home.

Irony: it's so ironic

JMcD said...

Back during the Viet Nam era I had an idea for a bumper sticker which would have sold like hotcakes but I didn't do anything about it....
"FREAK ALLEY" (Free Calley)was mine....
After I didn't exploit this idea, a rock band, some years later, took it as their name.
Dangitanyway.

Anonymous said...

Just got back from a wonderful weekend in St. Augustine, nice town. I don't remember the word "coolie" being used.

Remember when the History Channel was all Ken Burns Luftwaffe killin machines. Now it's Bull Run according to Sheryl Crow.

Anonymous said...

1421, scoff, Vikings were in Oklahoma long before then. See Heavenor Ruin Stone Oklahoma on Yahoo.

Anonymous said...

History Channel would be alot more interesting if it included some actual history.

Tong

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

I've just about completely given up on the History Channel due to its liberal revisionist and anti-God programming. It seams like every time I tune in, the shows they've got running are either about how America's history it replete with racism, bigotry, sexism, and homophobia or it's about how insignificant humans are or how God and The Bible are lies and religion was created by man to control the masses or how evil and corrupt the Catholic Church is or how we were actually the creation of little green men from Mars or how man is destroying the planet... etc. etc. etc.

FUCK THEM!!! I'd get more of a history education watching re-runs of I Love Lucy.

Hodja said...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leif_Ericson

picoradian said...

Aww, hell. America was first discovered by aliens from the planet Zongor. Stupid History Channel.

cmblake6 said...

The Vikings were here several hundred years before that.

Anonymous said...

It's true the Chinese were the first to discover the North American Continent. They flew here in airships powered by a crude form of nuclear energy, which led to exposure to ionizing radiation. Eventually, the contamination caused a permanent genetical mutation, which is now known as the Epicanthic Fold.

Vladtheimp said...

Actually had one of those in the Vietnam era - it was a red and white bulls eye with a picture of Jane Fonda superimposed and was labeled "Jane Fonda Urinal Target." Kept it on my desk in the U.S. Capitol where it provoked consternation but nobody had the cojones to complain about it outright. Similar one here: http://www.warbirdusa.com/xjane.jpg. Your idea with the netting is more practical.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

You can substitute "Vikings" for "Chinamen"

Anonymous said...

I gave up on the history channel several years ago. Like MTV that doesn't broadcast music, the History Channel doesn't broadcast history.

Bob Hawkins said...

Columbus is remembered, not because he was the first to discover America, but because he was the last. When he did it, it stuck.

Of course, before Columbus. the Paleo-Indians discovered America, and before them the ancestors of Kennewick Man. The Paleo-Indians wiped those guys out.

Turing word: "conedg". Hmmmm, conedog... ice-cream cone hot dog... could be a big seller at the State Fair!

Rodger the Real King of France said...

"Columbus is remembered, not because he was the first to discover America, but because he was the last. "

Bob Hawkins, you da man!

JMcD said...

A detail that was always interesting to me was the finding of those huge round stones that seemed to be exactly the same as the Chinese used for anchors...The stones were found...trying to remember exactly ...along the west coast, I think at California or Mexico....Possibly wrong on that...maybe further south, never the less, interesting to think that Chinese mariners had been in the area long ago.
Personally it's just a hunch of mine that many different ethnic groups have discovered America including Europeans, way before the Vikings... I'm talking Neanderthals or very early Cro-Magnons.( I believe that there was a land bridge across from Europe to North America)
Always hoping for more evidence to be found.

Anonymous said...

Chinese also traded as far west as Africa and Madagascar. When the fleet returned with all the new & differnt stuff from the Spice Isles the Emperor had the admirals put to death and the fleet burned.

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