Thursday, May 06, 2010

Crist Akbar

Crist Akbar!
Muslims do actually have principles.  Does Crist?

Boned Jello

Early on, before the name Rubio ever crossed my computer screen, I was touting Florida's Gov. Crist's bid for the senate.  Why?  He was a Republican governor of a mostly righteous Republican state, and the Senate seat belonged to the enemy.  In a heartbeat, comments flooded in from Florida, citing among other things Crist's scamulus money grab.  The message was, "Crist is a RINO."  The world knows now that they understated. 

Crist is Jim Jeffords and Arlo Sphincter with a southern accent.  A piece of political corn encrusted poop. I think more proof is on the way.  It's my belief that last year's Gov. Crist would have signed the state's new abortion law in a heartbeat.  But we're talking about a guy who went running to Rahm Emanuel after Floridians made it clear they hated his guts.  But still, he does have principles, doesn't he?  What did I just say? Jeffords, Sphincter and Rahm.  Of course he doesn't.  He'll veto.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He has one principle. Crist.
Tim

Gayle Miller said...

So Crist went running to Obama's butt boy Rahm? Hmmmm. Maybe the guys at HillBuzz are right about him and his so-called marriage.

Anonymous said...

Crist according to Bierce:
POLITICIAN, n.
An eel in the fundamental mud upon which the superstructure of organized society is reared. When he wriggles [sic] he mistakes the agitation of his tail for the trembling of the edifice. As compared with the statesman, he suffers the disadvantage of being alive.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

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