Sunday, May 23, 2010

Fake Science

I'm so freaking browned-off!

Boned Jello

I am so bored today.  Is bored the word I'm looking for?  No, too ...  meh..  How about "ennuied?" Wait, " browned-off!"  What's the derivation of that?  Maybe from "brown-out?"  A real stretch, but I'm going with it.  Anyway, I did learn things from this site that I never knew.  A good science blog for today's kids. Whoa ... I thought Pluto wasn't a planet?   PS- WOOT has a Asus 12" Netbook for $239.99.  That's what I paid for the 10" (but with a cd burner and laser mouse).   I really love mine.  

5/23/2010 10:43:00 PM 3 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
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JMcD said...

Here's a little known scientific fact the discovery of which, dates back to the Middle Ages.
Back then people discovered that a "stink" would kill evil spirits.Evil spirits caused things like the Black Plague and other misfortunes like witches and crop failures etcetera.
To protect themselves with a "stink", people would do things like wear a garlic head or something dead on a string around their necks.This actually works, but you must take caution, for as the stink fades the evil spirits will return.
Be sure to replendish your "stink".
One of the updated uses of this scientific technique is in it's application to window cleaning as it's a fact you see....evil spirits cause dirty windows.
Now you can use Windex or other stinky commercial products, but you find that a homemade product is far more effective...of course I'm talking about a Vinegar&water mixture....Wash your windows with this product and wipe with newspaper (newspaper doesn't really stink, but it's at least has an unpleasant odor when wet)and you'll acquire perfectly cleaned windows that will stay that way until the "stink" has worn off, and the evil spirits begin to creep back onto the glass.
I'm currently working on an alternate "stink" that will be longer lasting but I don't know if I can talk Cong.B. Frank out of a set of his BVD's or Cuntessa Pelosi into giving up her toothbrush.
Maybe you all will come up with something. ....... Keep the faith and your confidence in Science.

5/23/10, 11:26 PM
DougM said...

JMcD,
I find that dancing around a fire with rattles and a scary mask works even better. Okay, the rattles and mask are just for dramatic effect ... and to encourage the tourist trade; but, hey, no evil spirits in my house. Keeps 'em elephants away, too.

By the way, when talking to anti-anti-communists about McCarthy, use the phrase "Remember, it ain't 'just a witch hunt' if there actually are witches."

5/24/10, 1:22 PM
DougM said...

Ah!
Found you another one, Rodge.

5/24/10, 9:21 PM

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