Friday, May 28, 2010

Limbo does Obama

Where's the competence, Libs?
My previous post, parsing Peggy Noonan's He Was Supposed to Be Competent, set the theme for this one. Rush Limbaugh's show yeserday had the same theme [transcript]. Shortly before Obama's first press conference in 309 days began , Limbo listed 10 questions he would ask Obama. 
Boned Jello
  1.  Do you prefer golf or basketball when avoiding the hard work of being president? 
  2.  Approximately 70% of the American people approve of Arizona's immigration law and want the border sealed.  What do you do, Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and Felipe Calderon know about these matters that we don't? 
  3. You say that you won't rest until every American has a job and the Gulf oil spill is capped and the area cleaned up.  Well, why are you vacationing in Chicago over the Memorial Day weekend and then returning to Washington for a Paul McCartney concert? 
  4. Speaking of Memorial Day, why not commemorate the day at Arlington National Cemetery?  Are you avoiding Arlington due to the fact that you embarrassed yourself there a few years ago when you said, "On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes, and I see many of them in the audience here today,... ? 
  5. When you do deliver your Memorial Day remarks, if the word "corpsman" pops up on your teleprompter, how will you pronounce the word, "corpsman" or "corpesman"?
  6.  Number six, did you learn to solve big problems by putting your boot on people's necks from Frank Marshall Davis, Saul Alinsky, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, or Rahm Emanuel?
  7. When you said to your staff, "Plug the damn hole," was it your impression that BP had not yet thought of that, and did it take you five weeks to come up with that solution?  What were some of the other ideas you had, if this was your latest and greatest idea, plug the hole? 
  8. When it comes to Gulf oil spill, would you say that better late than never is your motto, or is it, why do today what can be done tomorrow?
  9. Should the American people be saying "thank you" for the economy and for your response to the Gulf oil spill? 
  10. Number ten:  Does the Mexican president ever object to what you tell him to say?

11.  Why won't you produce your birth certificate?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

12. How'd you end up with a Connecticut SSN?

Casca

Rodger the Real King of France said...

A caller asked Rush about that CT SS#, and he dodged it the way Obama dodges his COLB question. "I think I heard something about that." FAIL

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