Thursday, May 20, 2010

Obama jabs

ba da bing
 ba da boom


Boned Jello

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate. - Jay Leno

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?

A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.- Conan O'Brien

Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?

A: A fund raiser.  - Leno

Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?

A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.  The other is for housing prisoners.  - Letterman

Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?

A: America ! - Jimmy Fallon

Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?

A: Bo has papers. - Jimmy Kimmel

Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?

A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. -Letterman

America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.- Jay Leno
Merrily

1 comment:

JMcD said...

Hoof Hearted
The guys of the Vermont Equestrian Club have their monthly get together.....A pungent retort from Cecil,has the gang astir.
"A fahtin hoss never tares" says Cecil.
"STFU Cecil" says everyone.

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