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Saturday, May 29, 2010

The plot to kill John Wayne

John Wayne as Genghis Khan OMFG!

I beg to differ with the chap who placed this #7 on the Top 10 Miscast Movie Roles. It's a no-contest Numero-uno. My college room-mate Jerry Bowman and I snuck into the Beltsville Drive-In (now a Costco Store) to see this piece of crap. After about 30 minutes we experienced buyer's remorse, and snuck back out. It's a tribute to Duke that this role didn't kill him.

Rodger the Real King of France 5/29/2010 09:21:00 PM 11 Comments

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11 comments:

JMcD said...: "I laughed, I cried, I choked on my fermented mare's milk."; 5/29/10, 9:47 PM
BlogDog said...: There's speculation that the role did kill him.; 5/29/10, 9:49 PM
Anonymous said...: BlogDog, one can learn the most interesting bits of information here.
mary; 5/29/10, 10:31 PM
JMcD said...: I always wondered about the source of the slang word "jamoka".; 5/29/10, 10:51 PM
clem said...: A decent list, and some good suggestions in the comments, but they missed what has to be one of the all-time worsts: Martin Sheen as Robert E. Lee in Gettysburg.; 5/29/10, 10:57 PM
Anonymous said...: And Susan Hayward as Mrs. Mongol.
Yurt yurt yurt that's hilarious!
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 5/29/10, 11:16 PM
DougM said...: Yep,
I can forgive John Wayne many things,
but not "Ishtar Goes to Mongolia."
Interesting about the fallout thing, though.; 5/30/10, 12:44 AM
rickn8or said...: RE: Ms. Hayward: "She is wuh-man. MUCH wuh-man!"; 5/30/10, 8:43 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: I want to note the passing of Dennis Hopper. I can't think of a single movie he made that I didn't like. R.I.P. and a special prayer Dennis.; 5/30/10, 10:06 AM
Anonymous said...: I love movies and my favorite scene of all time, hands down THE BEST IMHO, was in True Romance with Christopher Walken and Hopper

"....yeah, years ago, your great, great, great, grandmother f____d a n____r, yeah....you're part eggplant." wow, Hopper was great, how many guys will out shine Walken in a scene?

Travel well Dennis
MM; 5/30/10, 3:37 PM
Anonymous said...: Radiation? Or Wayne's two pack a day habit? ---drummermanrick; 5/31/10, 9:43 AM

Saturday, May 29, 2010

The plot to kill John Wayne

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