Friday, May 28, 2010

School Proms

Boned Jello   It Happened Ona Day
A kerfuffle over a school dance in Ona, WV.

  ONA - Members of the Cabell County Board of Education and some parents disagree about what constitutes provocative dancing, which prompted the ejection of four or five couples from the Cabell Midland High School prom on May 1.

Cabell County School Superintendent Bill Smith said the couples were repeatedly told to stop but continued.

Smith said some parents complained last year about lewd dancing at the prom. In response, Principal David Tackett developed a dance contract with the help of students, parents, teachers, counselors and administrators.

It outlined acceptable dancing and specifically prohibited "grinding" and "dirty dancing." In order to go to the prom, participants had to sign the contract.
 
"We're not talking about using a ruler and measuring the distance between the dance partners, like they used to," Smith said. "What we're talking about is truly engaging in a sex act with their clothes on."
I know that our school dances were chaperoned, and I seem to remember a few instances where a couple was warned about having a too embiggening dance floor experience  I remember Father Schaeffer at St. Joe's Texas CYO dances.  He would  come by and see to it that there was a hand width between bodies.  We thought nothing of it.  I know times have changed, but you'd think parents today would welcome this supervision, intended to maintain the same virtues they teach at home.  Did I say this was West Virginia?
Problem solved
At a board meeting last week, some parents complained that kids were told to stop "grinding." They argued that it is the only way kids know how to dance these days.

One parent said she would not have spent money for her child to go to the prom if she had known of the dance restrictions.(!)

Parents also said that they wanted to receive a copy of the dance contract sooner and have more input on the prom activities. [Full]

That's it, no West Virgina marriage jokes.  I've milked this cow.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

The complaining mother should have bought the kids a six pack, some rubbers and offered to let them fuck on the living room couch at her house. That would save her some money and she'd know where the kids were and what they were doing.
Mom: "(It's awful quiet down there) Kids, what are you doing?"
Son: "Just fucking, Mom."
Mom: "OK, that's nice, just don't fight. G'night."
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

Unknown said...

It's OK, they're cousins.

Juice said...

It's becoming more and more difficult to keep up these days. So much just doesn't make sense.

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