Sunday, May 30, 2010

Timber!

What exactly is the job of
the president of the United States?


Boned Jello

  Let's ask the man who currently holds that position, Barack Obama:

    My job right now is just to make sure that everybody in the Gulf understands this is what I wake up to in the morning and this is what I go to bed at night thinking about: the spill.

Obama's job description is fascinating. He has been depicted as a proponent of "activist government," but this may be a bum rap. Now he tells us he thinks that if he somehow gets people to think about him and how much he's thinking about what he thinks they think he should be thinking about, his job is done.

Which raises only two questions: First, if the requirements of his job are so modest, why is he still having trouble meeting them? Second, couldn't all this cogitation be done at a cost of less than $3.5 trillion a year? (James Toranto)
He has been working like a beaver though.

2 comments:

DougM said...

Whew!
All that gettin' up and goin' to bed ... not to mention havin' to answer tough questions from his daughter while he's shaving. Yeah, now I understand why he's too tired to lift a wreath at Arlington.

JMcD said...

Tired and listless.
Poor man's barely able to get a forkfull of waffle up to his trembling lips.

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