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Monday, June 28, 2010

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Byrd Dead at 92

Robert Byrd often professed his love for the United States Senate; a love so great that he refused to give the nation a break, and leave. His mastery of senate rules often provided the key to getting difficult, read repugnant, legislation to a vote, and 151,241 West Virginia highways, outhouses and other pork barreled projects named after him. Privately, Byrd was known by colleagues for incessant farting, including at times (ahem) under the sheets. It's Byrd's legacy that his death today will inspire millions to Google up what party West Virginia's Governor belongs to, hoping for an American replacement. Disappointingly, he's a democrat, so expect more of the same. RIP.

Rodger the Real King of France 6/28/2010 09:30:00 AM 11 Comments

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Jess said...: The most important question I have:

How did they know he was dead? What's the difference between this morning, and the last ten years?; 6/28/10, 10:40 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: no farts; 6/28/10, 10:52 AM
Bob Hawkins said...: Good news: the governor's appointee will be temporary, there will be a special election in November for the seat formerly held by the Exalted Cyclops. Like happened in Massachusetts after the death of Ted "The Swimmer" Kennedy.

Turing word: "sthas". That was what Byrd's old organization called a raw recruit, right?; 6/28/10, 11:27 AM
Juice said...: stg, I woke up dreaming that Ted Kennedy was at the same house as I was. He was looking for food and while offering him some frozen turkey patties he could cook (thought in my mind,"why are you helping Ted Kennedy?" Answer was the Christian thing to do). And I said, "You know you're dead. You can't eat." To which he answered, "Who ever said I'm dead? 'Don't believe it."
Now, I read this about Byrd. I think my dream was true in one way: the curse these Libs put on our country never dies with them. It continues long after their deaths. So, Good-bye Mr. Byrd?; 6/28/10, 11:44 AM
cmblake6 said...: WOOT! About bloody time! Oops, sorry. May his soul rest in peace. AHEM; 6/28/10, 12:13 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Obama's assault on the coal industry will probably mean the end of De4morat senators for awhile, including the really despicable braintard Rockefeller.; 6/28/10, 1:34 PM
DougM said...: Even as an atheist,
I reluctantly gotta admit ...
God's a Tea Partier.; 6/28/10, 2:31 PM
Anonymous said...: Amazing how black people have forgotten it was the WHITE SOUTHERN DEMOCRATS like Byrd's grandfather that founded the KKK (and he WAS a member).

Yet they continue to vote in the people that once enslaved them.; 6/28/10, 5:50 PM
idahohunter said...: Whole weekend was fucked, one problem after another just seemed to crop up. Heard this morning Byrd had died, went to work with a smile on my face. May he burn in HELL. One down and a few more to go. MFCS; 6/28/10, 7:52 PM
DonM said...: I heard that they knew he was about to die, so they pulled a sheet over his head so he could die happy.; 6/28/10, 11:32 PM
USMC8541 said...: Wait a minute. Your suppose to cut eye holes in the sheet before you dress him. Gone to the great Klaven in the ground. RIP.; 6/29/10, 9:12 AM

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