Tuesday, July 13, 2010

A Guy Fairy Tale

A GUY FAIRY TALE

Boned Jello

“ Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... “Will you marry me?”

The Princess said “NO!”    

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf  and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch  and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.

The End
”
Merrily
7/13/2010 06:37:00 AM 6 Comments

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Anonymous said...

As one of your daily lurkers, this caused me great laughter. Well Played!

/cloaking shields back up

7/13/10, 9:20 AM
Anonymous said...

Hell except for tennis instead of golf, that sounds like me!
MM

7/13/10, 10:00 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...

Thanks Lurk.

7/13/10, 11:10 AM
Anonymous said...

Sniff .... Sniff I love happy endings : ) smibsid

7/13/10, 4:48 PM
DougM said...

You just published my unauthorized biography, son.

(Turing word: viallyt. That's Prince Viallyt to you.)
(What? Varlet? Yeah, okay, that works, too.)

7/13/10, 6:06 PM
Chris in NC said...

ain't that the f**king truth...

7/13/10, 9:41 PM

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