Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: Jeff Foxworthy ...

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy ...

Jeff Foxworthy's
YOU MAY BE A TALIBAN IF..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4... You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

7.. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

10. Your cousin is president of the United States.

Frank & Evvy

Rodger the Real King of France 7/03/2010 01:22:00 PM 7 Comments

"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
Argus Hamilton

7 comments:

Anonymous said...: #9 - owwwwwwww
Speak truth to power
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 7/3/10, 1:43 PM
Anonymous said...: ...You’ve felt the urge to rub one off after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.
Tim; 7/3/10, 4:44 PM
Anonymous said...: Let's make that #10, not #9 - owwwwwwww
Speak truth to power
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 7/3/10, 5:42 PM
DougM said...: 11. You object to Western culture,
although you've never actually encountered any.

12. You don't understand the words infra-red, laser, wire, or GPS guidance.

13. The only book you have ever read is the Koran, which does not include the phrase, "Tracers work both ways."

14. As a suicide-bombing student, you've never even wondered why neither management nor instructors have any first-hand experience.

15. You've never asked an Imam, "Virgin what?"

16. You like the term Taliban, because it means students, and students seem to know everything about what's wrong with the world and how it should be run.; 7/3/10, 7:58 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: Doug Moxworthy! 10+; 7/3/10, 8:08 PM
Anonymous said...: I look forward to a DougM comment as much as the post?

Is he of this world?
MM; 7/3/10, 8:59 PM
JMcD said...: Ah yes...a truckload of happy,productive,agricultural workers, with their weedwackers, off to work in the poppy fields, the product of which they sell all over the world as commemoratives and peace symbols.
Wonderful people these Afghani Moslems.; 7/5/10, 7:53 AM

Saturday, July 03, 2010

Jeff Foxworthy ...

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