Saturday, August 14, 2010

Stam in the fkn liver!

Writin' for Andrew Dice Clay here boss -
"All over the country, stop cigarettes, stop fuckin' cigarettes. Up in San Francisco ... they passed a bill, you can't even smoke in the street. They say it offends people. But it's okay if you wanna butt-slam your buddy while waiting for the bus? You smack him in the face with your dick five or six times? Oh, this isn't offensive. You can smoke a baloney pony, but not a fuckn' Marlboro? Andrew Dice Clay ...  Oh - and now
you can smoke a joint at work, but
not a fuckn' Lucky in the courtyard?
Group: Prop 19 Would Mean Pot-Smoking at Work  
Boned Jello

10 comments:

Darrell said...

In these days of political correctness, smokers are about the only segment of the population left to pick on.

Anonymous said...

You forgot white men and Christians there, boss.

Marie said...

They are banning sugar soda in San Francisco schools, while teaching all about the wonders of homosexual activity.

(I think homosexual behavior is a LOT worse for your health than a 7up, don't you?)

An ignorant dickweed said...

I never understood saying they need to ban cigarette smoking because it is so dangerous while they tell you pot smoking is safe.

rickn8or said...

Darrell--

And gun owners.

Anonymous said...

Boss, ya missed one more headline: SAN FRANCISCO HATES YOUR HAPPY MEALS, Does McDonalds lure kids unfairly?

righty gomez

Kristophr said...

Remember Prohibition?

Guess what will happen when these retards finally decide to ban tobacco, a plant that grows just fine in the wild in the US.

There are varieties that grow in Canada as well.

Remember how the Kennedys got rich, folks.

Anonymous said...

Kristopher - tobacco grows all over the world, and has different characteristics, depending on soil, climate, and preparation. A blend of these is required to give a good smoke.
Like you said, prohibition worked so well before, may as well try it again. Methinks we would see some cigarette factories blossom in Mexico, run by drug cartels, running another kind of weed over the border.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

DougM said...

This isn't a cigar, officer, it's a penis substitute.
Oh, okay then. Move along.

Rodger the Real King of France said...

Ha - same thing what MoSup hurled at me when I lit up a 'stogie. Now she's trying to get me to shave by claiming that I'm trying to impersonate a "Man-trap"(ahem) with the beard.

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