Saturday, September 18, 2010

Bill Maher is a tiny person

More Maher

Boned Jello
On Monday’s Tonight Show, Maher snarked about the dreaded Sunday School teachers, organists, moms in jumpers, and little girls in patent leather shoes who “control the national dialogue” and “perpetuate mass delusion” – through electromagnetic microwaves, I suppose, that shoot from church steeples to the implants in his brain.

Maher explained to Jay Leno that places of worship are where “people go to retell nonsense stories from a time before men understood what a germ or an atom was, or where the sun went at night.”

Just now I'm wondering why I'm posting more stuff on Bill Maher?  Just yesterday I did the Larry King interview where Claire commented:

"He's also about 4'11". srsly.

*I* could smack him around til he cried... Take about 12 seconds.
[and I'm a guurl]

'Sides - that would be punching down


Maher's reached Olbermann status; he's only newsworthy when he says something rational, and this ain't.  I saw it on David Horowitz's News Real Blog, and couldn't resist I guess. 

'Nuff said.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

He's a comedian right? Like Janeane Garofalo? The definition of 'funny' sure has changed.
Tim

Rodger the Real King of France said...

I've laughed at Maher's stuff, as I have John Stewart's. Barbra Streisand has a nice singing voice; Meg Ryan was/is very cute, and Adolf Schickelgruber was kind to his dog. Ahem.

Anonymous said...

And the Klan used to deliver Christmas baskets.
Tim

MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Hey, isn't that the "nigger guy?"

DougM said...

^MoF
Now that's class-A nagging!
You must be a Tea-**gger.

Anonymous said...

Maher is trying to make his tiny self relevant again. He's posted a clip from Politically Ignorant [or whatever that show he had was] wherein Christine O'Donnell said she once dated a "witch" guy. "Dabbled in witchcraft"

AND Maher is "threatening" to release a clip a week of her until/unless she comes on his show. [yeah - he has a show. who knew?]

srsly? All this over a Senatorial candidate in a state ya can drive across before breakfast?

Sad...

e~C

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