Curmudgeonly & Skeptical presents Boned Jello: A chunk of Swiss

Friday, September 24, 2010

A chunk of Swiss

8¾ inches and 2 pounds of Swiss
87 implements/141 functions
$1400 USD

I guess the Swiss Army Knife is a contest now? I can see no utility in this thing; like trimming your toe nails with hedge clippers. Still, there was a time when I would just have to own one; I miss coveting stuff.

Rodger the Real King of France 9/24/2010 07:55:00 PM 13 Comments

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13 comments:

Anonymous said...: I've got a small size one with an 8 gb flash drive in it that has my medical records. I carry it with me everywhere.

Thomas M.; 9/24/10, 8:27 PM
Anonymous said...: That's not knife - it's a joke.

Butch; 9/24/10, 8:45 PM
Anonymous said...: Gonna need a bigger pocket.

--mech; 9/24/10, 9:08 PM
JMcD said...: For crap sakes, put it in your FRONT pocket and not your back pocket.; 9/24/10, 9:26 PM
clem said...: MacGyver has one.; 9/24/10, 10:47 PM
Anonymous said...: Nice Speculum Rodge

thoR~
III; 9/24/10, 10:58 PM
DougM said...: What, no 1911 take-down tool?; 9/24/10, 11:07 PM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: what? Only pussies use the take down tool. :)); 9/24/10, 11:22 PM
Anonymous said...: It comes in a tool box with rollers, right?
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick; 9/24/10, 11:46 PM
Anonymous said...: Can you say "Utterly useless?"

I knew you could.

Gerry N.; 9/25/10, 5:09 AM
Cheesy said...: Kinda takes the "pocket" out of "pocketknife", now doesn't it?; 9/25/10, 8:15 AM
Rodger the Real King of France said...: thoR gets extra cookies; 9/25/10, 12:48 PM
DougM said...: I think there's a free downloadable app for identifying which slot has which tool.
Heck the .pdf of the user's manual is forty pages, thirty-five of which are safety warnings.; 9/25/10, 2:38 PM

Friday, September 24, 2010

A chunk of Swiss

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