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Juice and mary both
represent a vast number of Americans who simply cannot wallow in the
day-to-day shenannigans of the filthy left, and seek solace in the
pleasantly mundane. The video is from mary, this from Juice.
Thanks, I needed them.
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As long as you're on a ladies undies kick
lately, thought you may want to see this one. Unless, you've
already seen it. :)
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of Macy's store and shyly
walked up to a woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a
bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?"', inquires the man. "There's more than one type?"
"Look around," said the saleslady as she showed a sea of bras in every
shape, size, color and material imaginable. "Actually, even with
all
of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose
from."
Relieved, the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied, "'There are the Catholic, the Salvation
Army,
the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you
prefer?'
Now totally befuddled the man asked about the differences between them
and the sales lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The
Catholic type supports the masses; the Salvation Army type lifts
the
fallen; the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; the
Baptist type makes mountains out of molehills."
NEXT QUESTION
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the
letters used to define bra Sizes? If you have wondered why, but
couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you
became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there...
{C} Can't Complain!..
{D} Dang!...
{DD} Double dang!...
{E} Enormous!...
{F} Fake...
{G} Get a Reduction...
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up!
BTW, they forgot the German bra,
Holtzemfromfloppen.
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