Friday, September 24, 2010

HEALLLLL!

A Healin'

Tim Kelly

  A preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar." 

With that, Tim Kelly got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Tim, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Tim replied, "Preacher, I need you to pray for help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Tim's ear, placed his other hand on top of Tim's head, and then  prayed and prayed and prayed.  He prayed a "blue streak" for Tim Kelly, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Tim, how is your hearing now?"
Tim answered, "I don't know.  It ain't 'til next week."

Tim W

1 comment:

USMC2841 said...

Glad Tim didn't have hemorrhoids.

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