Wednesday, September 22, 2010

How To Win

UPDATED
This is Proper Politics
Kill 'em, screw 'em, rip the guts out

Long practiced by Democrats; Eschewed by Republicans
That's what got us into this mess, and we must change.

Here's your instructor, GOP. Pay attention this time.

Washington elites' heads exploded when Christine O'Donnell won the Republican Senate primary in Delaware last week. Luckily they were all reading The New York Times' op-ed page at the time, so the mess their exploding heads created was minimal.

The establishment's complaints are confusing. They say O'Donnell has a problem because she's never held a job in the private sector (like our president), didn't pay her taxes (like our treasury secretary), and had her house foreclosed on (like half of the electorate).

They also accuse her of saying crazy things -- but she's running for Joe Biden's old seat, so this may be an advantage.

This week, all we've heard about is how O'Donnell once said she went on a date with a guy in high school who claimed to be a witch. (So what? Bill Clinton married one!) Bill Clinton was credibly accused of at least one forcible rape. Those two seem about equal to you?  [Where Ann also gets Barry Goldwater right.]



6 comments:

Anonymous said...

We're getting on our gear in Florida. Time for war. Join us.

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MoFiZiX Gr4FiX said...

Her counter productive to social conservative values speaking engagements not withstanding, you just reminded me why I still love this long legged, blond haired beauty. Thank you :)

Jess said...

Modor on the Potomac is in disarray. They can't believe the common folk have the power to destroy their evil empire.

Gayle Miller said...

All their freaking polling enabled them to overlook the most important poll of all - the one where we vote their happy asses out of office in perpetuity. The Big Fake will still go on for 2 more years but his nonesitent cojones will be stuffed in his ears the entire time! It won't be pretty!

Anonymous said...

Oooh, Gayle....that's a vivid picture you just painted there!
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JMcD said...

"Was it good for you, Deer?"
"How bout some smoke?...Little garlic powder?"

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