"If you're trying to change minds and influence people it's probably not a good idea to say that virtually all elected Democrats are liars, but what the hell."
"If the number of Islamic terror attacks continues at the current rate, candlelight vigils will soon be the number-one cause of global warming. "
When a woman says "I do" it is the last thing she does. - Henny Youngman
you can take that to the bank! What is the one food that a woman can eat and never want to have sex again?wedding cakethoR~III
Once you say I DO ,they wont
Awwww Crap Rodger!Where was your sagely advice when I was considering marriage the first time?and then what about the second?*hrumph*
A second marrage is the triumph of hope over experience.Tim
Trail bologna and ...peasant bread?...Huge baked potato?...Big chunk of smoked cheese?
A second marriage just says he's a dumbass! :)That's why they're called Southern Belles down here. They start off nice and slender and sounding great then the blow out like the bell and their sound becomes nothing more than the sound of their parts smacking together...
I think it's less a case of "dumbass" and more a case of "cautiously optimistic".At least that's what I tell myself ;-)
You know why the bride smiles on her wedding day?She knows she's given her last blowjob.
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