Friday, October 08, 2010

Sneaky gummint bastids

Big Brother is a MFCS
A story in August caught my attention, caused me to curse a mighty oath, and move on.  The story, which would have been a major big deal a few years ago, was that the Ninth Circus Clowns of Appeals had okay'd law enforcement placing tracking devices on automobiles without a warrant.  Skip forward. 

Does this mean the FBI is after us me?

Boned Jello

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Me and my frind went to the mechanic today and we found this on his car. http://imgur.com/OM6nE.jpg i am pretty confident it is a tracking device by the FBI but my friend's roommates think it is a bomb..any thoughts?

Edit 1:I should also clarify that the FBI had interest in my friend since his father passed away, as he was a religious leader and they've made attempts at contacting my friend to spew racist questions. Edit 2: i shouldve been more clear when clarifying but religious muslim leader...and i am an ent! : ) but it was my friend's car and he doesn't reddit. My plan was to just put the device on another car or in a lake, but when you come home to 2 stoned off their asses people who are hearing things in the device and convinced its a bomb you just gotta be sure. Edit 3: MORE PICTURES!! http://imgur.com/sspLU.jpg  - http://imgur.com/f4V2T.jpg  - http://imgur.com/srhrK.jpg *edit 4: people keep repeating some posts so i will address the more frequently asked questions here... The device was found near the exhaust but further in, my friend's father was a muslim religious leader, it is not an ex girlfriend that placed the device on his car nor some random other employer or such. he bought the car a little under a year ago and it wasnt there for sure then. * Last EDIT!! I am doing another post because the story has many new developments, hopefully within a few hours. (Reddit cont)
Dude forget to mention his father was an Islamo Imamo!  Sheesh.  Never mind.  (more details here if you're interested)  If I find one on my car, now that I know what it is, I'm sailing out into the Bay and attaching it to the hull of a Moravian freighter.

10/08/2010 09:24:00 PM 4 Comments

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Anonymous said...

Attach it to a cop car. Make them paranoid.
Lt. Col. Gen. Tailgunner dick

10/8/10, 10:20 PM
The Old Man said...

Put it in a microwave. At ~$8K each, the paperwork the agents would have to fill out for accountable equipment (that's not broken, but is Condition 8) will keep the buttmonkeys busy.

10/9/10, 12:48 PM
Chuck said...

Seems fishy.
From the point of the egyptian, trying to create the "fear of the FBI" following us peaceful moslem around.
The FBI wouldn't claim it, that's for damn sure, if they got caught. They'd either break in and steal it later, or just ignore it (so as not to identify WHICH agency placed it there.)

Of course, I believe GPS trackers are much easier--like through activating cell phone gps's quitely (not to mention turning cameras/mics on as needed. All very easy to do, very legal (with warrant cough cough) and far more likely to get a result. Tracking a car only tells you the vehicle location, not where the driver is going (think a mall lot, or if he switches to a metro.) If it's important, a chopper works better anyway, since getting into urban canyons screws with signals too. Cell phones can be tracked by GPS and tower triangulation.

I call BS. He got it on ebay or at a gummint sale, then made himself look like he's being persecuted.

10/9/10, 4:13 PM
Anonymous said...

UPDATE UPDAET UPDATE

They came and asked for it back.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/39583860/ns/technology_and_science-security/?GT1=43001

http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2010/10/fbi-tracking-device/

thoR~
III

10/10/10, 1:45 AM

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