Jeff Foxworthy

You may be a Muslim if ...

“ 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.  You may be a Muslim    2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim    3. You have more wives than teeth.  You may be a Muslim    4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.  You may be a Muslim    5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.  You may be a Muslim    6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim   7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.  You may be a Muslim    8. You were amazed to discover that cell   phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim   9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.  You may be a Muslim   10. Your cousin is president of the United States. You may be a Muslim   11. You find this offensive or racist and don't forward it. You may be a Muslim   ” Jeff Foxworthy via cuzzin ricky