The Liberal Mind: RAW

Dear Mr. President: The Liberal Mind in a Fell Swoop

Our good friend Stinky Weingarten came home last week to find his house burnt to the ground.  Stinky is a great artist, but a lousy businessman; he forgot to send his home insurance payment and finds himself quite homeless as a result.  We are writing you as his loyal friends who now or in the past earned an income of $1,000,000 per year or more.  We are willing to do our fair share to get Stinky back on his feet; and are asking that you levy a special tax on the many who, although also filthy rich, will not chip in unless they're forced to. Maybe a special act of congress?  How about the Executive Order thing? Sincerely, Ben, Jerry, et. al.

We know what's right, but a lot of people don't, or are too selfish.  Not like us.   PLEASE SIGN THE LETTER